I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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