I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Randomize
