is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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