I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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