Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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