soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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