it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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