i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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