Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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