Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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