I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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