We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
