Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ugly people sure do ruin things
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
This is my life. Enjoy the view
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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