What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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