Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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