its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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