you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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