Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize