Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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