Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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