Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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