Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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