Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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