I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I supernannyed him into submission
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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