I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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