Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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