HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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