I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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