Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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