the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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