i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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