Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Barsexuality is the new black.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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