but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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