I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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