i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
