dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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