he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
