in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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