when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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