And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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