I wish I could punch you in the face.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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