How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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