Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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