wrigley field is MILF paradise
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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