:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ladies don't puke and tell
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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