it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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