She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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