Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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