i permit you to call me
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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