Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
