Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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