U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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